Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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