Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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