Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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