It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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