Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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