another moral hangover. fuck.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize