the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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