Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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