btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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