stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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