If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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