i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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