the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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