oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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