Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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