operation harelip BJ is a go
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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