I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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