Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize