Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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