How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
