I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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