btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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