Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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