How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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