Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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