69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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