he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
