Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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