My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
they're like a gay fantastic four
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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