If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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