Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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