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Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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