im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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