"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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