this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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