you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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