so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
3pm strippers are depressing
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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