walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
