Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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