I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
