Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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