I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So. Much. Porn.
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