am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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