Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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