my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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