the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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