with your own penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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