I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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