i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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