if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cannot find my penis.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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