so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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